July 2012
wentzporta:
i’m terrified of growing old don’t ask me about my future i will throw up on you
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
parasailin-sarahpalin:
using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus
I love to reread old messages from you,
allison-janebaldos:
because they make me smile. It reminds me of the happiness and joy that you and I shared every minute we talked. It reminded me of how happy I was when I talked to you. It reminded me of how we always used to talk. But, at the same time, I get sad because I know it won’t happen again…
Customer: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
Server: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Customer: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
Server: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Customer: I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
Server: we don't have that
Watchvideohall:
Cat attacks singing card
“That was a ridiculous pounce on the second attack.”
HAHAHAHAHA, The second time the cat attacked… I seriously almost cried. “aaahhh HELL NO, get yo cat card outta my house!”
