January 2012
most-awkward-moments:
popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
That moment when you catch your crush looking at...
most-awkward-moments:
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12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
birdshavenoarms:
school tomorrow
leaves earth
When someone you don't like touches you
most-awkward-moments:
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